but-i-like-velcro:

So.

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

tumblr users: please ban the Nazis

tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight

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ruinedchildhood:

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undercover-thotpatrol:

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callmeapeachydream:

Relatable

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undercover-thotpatrol:

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0ffwhite:

a concept: late night convo’s with someone that likes you as much as you like them.

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twilightisgaynow:

sangotori:

twilightisgaynow:

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

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norrington-hell:

syndicalist-peach:

someonekilljeffbezos:

https://www.businessinsider.com/how-much-money-billionaires-celebrities-make-per-hour-2018-8

Do you ever think about how Jeff Bezos could feed literally more than a million food insecure people while losing an hour’s wage but you have to tell yourself no when you want to buy a coffee but can’t because that’s all your rent money?

I do too

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